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★★BASIC INFORMATION OF PETEY WILLIAMS★★
REAL NAME;
»» Peter Williams III
RING NAME;
»» Petey Williams
NICKNAME(S);
»» The Canadian Destroyer [current]
»» Maple Leaf Muscle [current]
»» The Definition of Definition [current]
»» Little Petey Pump
HOMETOWN;
»» Windsor, Ontario
BILLED FROM;
»» Windsor, Ontario, Canada
HEIGHT;
»» 5 feet 7 inches
WEIGHT;
»» 179 pounds
DATE OF BIRTH;
»» August 6th, 1981 [28 years old]
DISPOSITION;
»» Petey Williams runs under the heel disposition, using tactics that are considered "dirty", such as sneaking in low-blows, eye pokes, using his manager as a distraction and various other dirty maneuvers into his matches. Petey will do anything to win and will win at any cost.
GIMMICK;
»» Proud Canadian
SHORT DESCRIPTION;
»» Petey Williams is a very patriotic Canadian wrestler who formally wrestled with Total Nonstop Action, where he was 2-time X-Division Champion. He often criticizes the American way of living and puts over Canada, which usually gets him under the skin of many of his opponents and the crowd. From 2004 to 2006, he led Team Canada to success and now in 2010 he comes to ICW to once again prove why Canada is the superior nation.
TRAINED BY;
»» Scott D’Amore
MANAGER;
»» "Coach" Scott D’Amore
THEME SONG;
»» 'Money City Maniacs' – Sloan
CONTACT;
»» mapleleafmuscle@icw.com
ENTRANCE ATTIRE;
»» Red Team Canada baseball jersey with "#16" and "Williams" engraved on the back.
»» Canadian flag tied onto a hockey stick.
»» Red stretch bands that dangle around his neck.
IN-RING ATTIRE;
»» Red tights with white and gold trim. There is a large, loose flap on the front with a maple leaf on it. On the maple leaf is the letters "ML" and below that is "muscle", for Maple Leaf Muscle. On the two small flaps on the side, there is a small cross.
»» Knee and wrist pads that match his tights.
»» Red boots.
»» Circular Earings
★★MOVE-SET OF PETEY WILLIAMS★★
FIGHTING STYLES;
»» High Flyer
»» Dirty
FINISHERS;
»»
- The Canadian Destroyer -
The move begins in a position in which the opponent is bent forward against Petey's midsection, and then Petey grabs around his opponent's midsection latching onto the opponent's back, with his head to one side of the opponent's hips, keeping his legs around the opponent's head. From this position Petey pushes off the mat with his legs to flip the opponent over.As both wrestlers flip the attacking wrestler uses his body weight to land in a seated position driving the opponent's head down to the mat between his thighs.
»»
- Sharpshooter -
The Sharpshooter hold begins with the opponent supine on the mat with the Williams stepping between the opponent's legs with his left leg and wraps the opponent's legs at shin level around that leg. Holding the opponent's legs in place, Petey then grabs the opponent's leg which he has crossed over the other and steps over him, flipping him over into a prone position before leaning back to compress his lower back.
SIGNATURE MOVES;
»» Snap Swinging Neckbreaker
»» O Canada Nut Squash [Williams places his opponent in a Tree of woe, gets onto the second rope, steps on their groin and proceeds to sing "O Canada"]
»» Sitout Belly-to-Belly Wheelbarrow Facebuster
»» Rewind Huracanrana
»» Canadian Legsweep [Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown transitioned into a Russian legsweep]
BASIC MOVES;
»» Cradle DDT
»» Leg Lariat
»» Kick Variations
- Dropkick
- Enzuguiri
- Leg kick
- Missile Dropkick
- Roundhouse kick
- Spinning wheel kick
»» Inverted Facelock
»» Russian Legsweep
»» Sitout Jawbreaker followed by a running spinning wheel kick
»» Slingshot into either a headscissors takedown, a double knee gutbuster or a double knee facebreaker
»» Suplex Variations
- German
- Northern Lights
- Vertical
★★HISTORY OF PETEY WILLIAMS★★
PAST ALLIES;
»» Team Canada [Scott D'Amore, Bobby Roode, Eric Young, A-1, Teddy Hart, Johnny Devine, Jack Evans]
»» Scott Steiner & Rhaka Khan
»» The Frontline [AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Jay Lethal, Consequences Creed, Eric Young, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Mick Foley, Robert Roode, James Storm, Daniels, Team 3D, Rhino & ODB]
PAST ENEMIES;
»» Chris Sabin
»» Team Mexico
»» Team USA
»» Jerry Lynn
»» AJ Styles
»» Alex Shelley
»» Scott Steiner
»» Main Event Mafia
PAST ACCOMPLISHMENTS;
»» 2x TNA X-Division Champion
»» Finisher of the Year [2004-2006]
ICW ALLIES;
»» "Coach" Scott D'Amore
ICW ENEMIES;
»» Everyone
ICW RECORD;
»» 0 - 0 - 0
DEFEATED;
»» N/A
DEFEATED BY;
»» N/A
ICW ACCOMPLISHMENTS;
»» None
PHOTO GALLERY;
ICW HISTORY - WEEK BY WEEK;
»» August 4th, 2010 - ICW.com - Petey Williams is signed by ICW and assigned to WarZone.
»»
Spoiler
ICW Wrestler
Superstar / Diva's Name:
Petey Williams
Nickname(s):
The Canadian Destroyer
Maple Leaf Muscle
The Definition of Definition
Height:
Five feet seven inches
Weight:
One hundred and seventy-nine pounds
Hometown:
Windsor, Ontario
Billed From:
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Disposition:
Petey Williams runs under the heel disposition, using tactics that are considered "dirty", such as sneaking in low-blows, eye pokes, using his manager as a distraction and various other dirty maneuvers into his matches. Petey will do anything to win and will win at any cost
Finishers:
The Canadian Destroyer [Front-Flip Piledriver] - to opponents about his size
Sharpshooter - to larger opponents
Signature Moves:
• Canadian Legsweep (Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown transitioned into a Russian legsweep)
• Cradle DDT
• Hurricanrana, sometimes while diving off the top rope
• Inverted facelock
• Leg lariat
• O Canada Nut Squash (Williams places his opponent in a Tree of woe, gets onto the second rope, steps on their groin and proceeds to sing "O Canada")
• Russian legsweep
• Sitout belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster
• Sitout jawbreaker often followed by a running spinning wheel kick
• Slingshot into either a headscissors takedown, a double knee gutbuster or a double knee facebuster
• Snap swinging neckbreaker
• Toronto Tornade (Cradle Inverted Piledriver)
Short Description Of Wrestler:
Petey Williams is a very patriotic Canadian wrestler who formally wrestled with Total Nonstop Action, where he was 2-time X-Division Champion. He often criticizes the American way of living and puts over Canada, which usually gets him under the skin of many of his opponents and the crowd. From 2004 to 2006, he led Team Canada to success and now in 2010 he comes to ICW to once again prove why Canada is the superior nation.
Introduction Roleplay: *
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ICW Wrestler
Superstar / Diva's Name:
Petey Williams
Nickname(s):
The Canadian Destroyer
Maple Leaf Muscle
The Definition of Definition
Height:
Five feet seven inches
Weight:
One hundred and seventy-nine pounds
Hometown:
Windsor, Ontario
Billed From:
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Disposition:
Petey Williams runs under the heel disposition, using tactics that are considered "dirty", such as sneaking in low-blows, eye pokes, using his manager as a distraction and various other dirty maneuvers into his matches. Petey will do anything to win and will win at any cost
Finishers:
The Canadian Destroyer [Front-Flip Piledriver] - to opponents about his size
Sharpshooter - to larger opponents
Signature Moves:
• Canadian Legsweep (Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown transitioned into a Russian legsweep)
• Cradle DDT
• Hurricanrana, sometimes while diving off the top rope
• Inverted facelock
• Leg lariat
• O Canada Nut Squash (Williams places his opponent in a Tree of woe, gets onto the second rope, steps on their groin and proceeds to sing "O Canada")
• Russian legsweep
• Sitout belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster
• Sitout jawbreaker often followed by a running spinning wheel kick
• Slingshot into either a headscissors takedown, a double knee gutbuster or a double knee facebuster
• Snap swinging neckbreaker
• Toronto Tornade (Cradle Inverted Piledriver)
Short Description Of Wrestler:
Petey Williams is a very patriotic Canadian wrestler who formally wrestled with Total Nonstop Action, where he was 2-time X-Division Champion. He often criticizes the American way of living and puts over Canada, which usually gets him under the skin of many of his opponents and the crowd. From 2004 to 2006, he led Team Canada to success and now in 2010 he comes to ICW to once again prove why Canada is the superior nation.
Introduction Roleplay: *
SCENE 1 •• "PETEY WILLIAMS IS NO JOKE!"
[ After WarZone! returns from a commercial break, the camera switches to the titantron where the ICW Interviewer, Todd Grisham stands backstage in front of a large ICW logo, wearing his typical black suit and glasses. He holds a microphone closely to his chest and he smiles awkwardly as the camera slowly pans towards him. As he takes a deep breath he brings the microphone up to his lips to speak. He swallows hard before beginning. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ICW's presentation of WarZone! My name is Todd Grisham and tonight on WarZone we have a very special guest. Although he is not currently signed to ICW, a contract is currently in the works. This man has had success at many levels, but is most known for his time spent in the X-Division in TNA. It is my pleasure to announce to you my guest for tonight, "Little Petey Pu-"
[ All of a sudden, Todd is abruptly interrupted by his guest, Petey Williams, who is wearing his Canadian baseball jersey with his vintage "Williams" and number 16 engraved on the back with the stretch bands dangling around his neck. An annoyed Petey snatches the microphone away from Todd and motions for someone to come. Not long after, an ICW staff member walks with the Canadian Flag and waves it proudly, before placing it in front of the ICW logo. As the WarZone crowd immediately erupts into a chorus of boos, Petey slips the staff member a couple bucks before turning to Todd once again. He waves his index finger signaling for Grisham to shut the hell up. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"Whoa, whoa, whoa ... Hold up there bud! Before we start let's get this straight, okay? That whole "Little Petey Pump" gimmick is done! It was a joke and an insult to my career and let me asure you Tim, Tom ... whatever the hell your name is, Petey Williams is no joke! So call me 'Maple Leaf Muscle' or the 'Canadian Destroyer' but NEVER call me 'Little Petey Pump'! Got it? Good. Now give me the proper introduction that I rightfully deserve!"
[ Petey Williams shoves the microphone sternly into the gut of Grisham, before flexing his bicep and shoving it right into Todd's face and points at his large muscle as his lip curls upwards, smirking. After pulling his bicep away from the face of Todd Grisham, both Petey and Scott chuckle as the Canadian Destroyer runs his fingers through his brown hair. Todd bights his lip, slightly intimidated by the aggressive young star. But Todd is determined to finish, so he re-adjusts his suit before slowly raising the mic up to his lips so he can pose more questions. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Um .. alright. L-l-ladies and gentlemen, p-p-please welcome my guest this evening ... 'Maple Leaf Muscle' Petey Williams! So Petey, it's been no secret that you have literally vanished from the big time pro-wrestling scene ever since you were fired by TNA. Why have you made your return to wrestling here in ICW and why now?"
[ After posing the question, Todd holds the microphone towards Williams. Petey rubs his bearded chin as he thinks of an answer. A few moments later, Petey looks into the camera and flashes it an arrogant smile before leaning towards the microphone so he can speak his mind. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"The answer isn't really that complicated. To be quite frank, TNA wasn’t using me to my potential because the American hicks that ran that joint had no clue how run a company and how to utilize TRUE talent such as myself. So during my little leave of absence I was constantly searching for a wrestling company that didn’t discriminate against wrestlers for the sole reason that they were from a SUPERIOR country such as the Great White North! [* The negative reaction from the crowd can be heard all the way from the backstage area as Petey pauses for a moment and frowns as he returns to his frustrating past with TNA. But soon after he once again begins to speak passionately. *] Now I find myself here in ICW in hopes of erasing all of the embarrassment that I had to go through in TNA. Being held back and being forced to job to nobody's was one thing, but when they made me shave my head and become Scott Steiner's little personal bitch ... they crossed the line! You see, I am my own man and don't need has-been telling me what to do and here in ICW I'm not going to ride anyone's coattails. But the main reason I joined International Championship Wrestling is because when I looked to see who was successful here and who wasn't I saw many names in main-event scene who like me have been unjustly held back in the past. Personally that gives me a shimmer of hope that the management here isn't as idiotic and that they don't take the guys with the most steroids shoved up their ass and push them to the moon! They push the wrestlers with the most talent and without a shadow of a doubt I am the most talented and electrifying wrestler ever to step foot inside the ring. That leads to the second part of your question, why now ... I feel that now is my time take the step towards the Main-Event and prove that proud, 100% Canadian boys like Petey Williams are better than each and every one of those pathetic people who have the burden of being known as an American. And if Bischoff has even the slightest bit of wrestling IQ he'll sign me and when he does I guarantee that I'll bring home the ICW gold to my Canuck clan up in Canada! All of Canada will be celebrating my triumphs, we'll be partying just like we did when we kicked America's corrupt ass in the Gold Medal Game for hockey in the 2010 Olympics ... all the way from BC to PEI to NWT to W Dot they'll be chanting the name of Maple Leaf Muscle. You know what Tom, I can hear 'em already ... "Petey! Petey! Petey!" [* Petey closes his eyes as he imagines all of Canada chanting his name. When that day comes it will be the best day of his life. In the meantime the crowd boos the arrogant Canadian and chant "USA! USA! USA!" instead. Slowly, Petey opens his eyes and smirks, leaning back in towards the mic. *] So why now, huh? Well I have never been more determined, more focused, and more prepared to take not only ICW, but ALL of wrestling by storm and show everyone just where the very best are bread, and the answer to that question is without a doubt Canada! And when ICW gold is around my chiseled body there won't be any questions asked because everyone will know that the best come from Canada!"
[ Petey licks his lips and flashes both Todd and the camera an arrogant grin. He crosses his arms before grabbing the handles of his stretch band and pulls them further away from his chiseled abs, exercising his arms is the process. Todd pulls the mic back towards himself and pauses, giving the fans a chance to ponder what the self-proclaimed "Definition of Definition" was saying. He seems a little frustrated that Petey has kept on messing up his name. After a short wait, Grisham brings the mic back up to his lips to speak again. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Uhm, just one thing Petey ... It's Todd, not Tom or Tim .. just Todd. So if you cou-"
[ Petey's laugh cuts through Todd's sentence like a knife through warm butter as 'The Canadian Destroyer" laughs out loud and stretches his bands once more. After his laughing fit has finished, Petey glares at Todd with a "wtf" look on his face. Todd lets out a sigh as Petey grabs the mic from his hand and beginning to speak. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"You really think I give a damn what your name is? Isn't it obvious that out of the two of us standing here right now, only one of us matters? And let me give you a clue, it's not you pal. So can you cut the crap and hurry it up ... I've got better stuff to do than talk to you, Napoleon Dynamite."
[ Todd lets out a frustrated sigh. It appears as if he's just as anxious to get this interview over with as Petey is. But he tries to remain as professional as possible with Petey getting under his skin with every passing second. Petey sensing that, snickers menacingly and stretches out the bands once again. Grisham shakes his head, before continuing with the interview. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Alright Petey, just one more question. In your previous spiel about joining ICW and your past with TNA you mentioned some of your hopes here in ICW. What do you wish to achieve in ICW?"
[ Unlike last time, as Todd leans in the mic towards Petey it doesn't take Williams long to answer. Almost instantaneously after Todd poses the question Petey leans in with a sly little grin on his face and his arms crossed to give Grisham his enthusiastic answer. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"I want nothing less than to be the best here in ICW! I know I have it in me to climb the mountain all the way to the top and win the ICW Undisputed Title. Like I said, I know I'm capable but that is my just long-term goal. But I'm not stupid, I know the second that I'm signed I'm not just going to be thrown into an Undisputed Title match, even though with my superior Canadian abilities I deserve to. I mean, I'm just that damn good ... I'm Canadian! Too bad Bischoff doesn't see that. But anyways so when I first step into ICW I'll be gunning for a man that represents everything I despise in this world. Constantly he puts over the American way of life and claims to be some type of American savior, but everyone knows that the words "American" and "Savior" don't really go together, considering how they're all a bunch ignorant cowards. [* Once again, the boos from the proud American crowd can be heard as Petey bashes the US. But Petey continues to speak regardless of the reaction he receives. *] By now it should be obvious that I’m talking about ICW’s poor excuse for a Transatlantic Champion, Jack Swagger, a man who represents everything that is wrong with America. He is loud, brash, arrogant and ignorant. Just look at his stupid little nickname, "The All-American American". Honestly Jack, is there any need saying 'American' twice? It just goes to show how idiotic and arrogant not only Swagger is, but ALL of America. It just screams, "Hey look at me I'm American! Did I tell I'm American? Guess what, I'm American!" That just makes me sick to my stomach. How you can be so proud of being from such an good-for-nothing country? It's beyond me. And besides, it doesn't appear that Jack's ever been that smartest tool in the shed in the first place. I mean, every time he opens his mouth crap spews out likes it's Niagara Falls for God's sake! Not to mention that lisp of his makes me want to pull my ears out. "Jack THWAGGAAAA: I-STHEE-W Transthatlantic Thampion!" Sthufferin' sthuccotash! Give me a break! This guy represents ICW as a champion? Quite frankly that is a joke! So my goal here in ICW is to stick up for Canuck Clan up North and bring home the Transatlantic gold baby! But at the same time I'd be freeing ICW of an annoying, arrogant, dirty American and show who is really the top talent in ICW and that is ME! Wait, hold up a minute there! Not only will I prove that I am the best ... but I'll prove that Canada is the best nation in the ENTIRE WORLD! [* Petey looks at the camera and flashes it his typical proud Canadian grin as he points at the Maple Leaf of his baseball jersey. *] So Jackie-boy, when I get signed you better keep your head up because I'll be gunning for you! And when I get that match with you for the Transatlantic Title that I so rightfully deserve ... it won't matter how much you hit me, it won't matter if you think I'm down and out ... because it takes ONE, only one Canadian Destroyer for me to get the one, two, three! And when you're laying on the mat wondering what the hell hit you, you'll know why I am the DEFINITION .... [* Petey flexes his biceps and triceps and then brings his hands together, completing his bodyguard pose. He grimaces with intensity as he finishes his signature line. *] .... OF DEFINITION!"
[ As Williams turns he glares intensely at the camera at spits his gum out, which nearly lands on Todd. He then turns his back to Todd and the camera, grabs his Canadian Flag and leaves. Todd watches Petey leave, glad that this interview is finally over. He then turns his head back to the camera and smiles that same awkward smile as before as he slowly brings the microphone towards his mouth so he can speak. Before speaking he takes a deep breath and then puts an end to the interview. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Uh, that was "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams ladies and gentlemen. I am Todd Grisham, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the show!"
[ As the camera fades to black and pans away from the scene, all that can be seen is Todd Grisham, who still has that nerdy little smile on his face, holding the microphone near his chest. When the screen completely fades, the show moves on to the next match of the card for WarZone. ]
[ After WarZone! returns from a commercial break, the camera switches to the titantron where the ICW Interviewer, Todd Grisham stands backstage in front of a large ICW logo, wearing his typical black suit and glasses. He holds a microphone closely to his chest and he smiles awkwardly as the camera slowly pans towards him. As he takes a deep breath he brings the microphone up to his lips to speak. He swallows hard before beginning. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ICW's presentation of WarZone! My name is Todd Grisham and tonight on WarZone we have a very special guest. Although he is not currently signed to ICW, a contract is currently in the works. This man has had success at many levels, but is most known for his time spent in the X-Division in TNA. It is my pleasure to announce to you my guest for tonight, "Little Petey Pu-"
[ All of a sudden, Todd is abruptly interrupted by his guest, Petey Williams, who is wearing his Canadian baseball jersey with his vintage "Williams" and number 16 engraved on the back with the stretch bands dangling around his neck. An annoyed Petey snatches the microphone away from Todd and motions for someone to come. Not long after, an ICW staff member walks with the Canadian Flag and waves it proudly, before placing it in front of the ICW logo. As the WarZone crowd immediately erupts into a chorus of boos, Petey slips the staff member a couple bucks before turning to Todd once again. He waves his index finger signaling for Grisham to shut the hell up. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"Whoa, whoa, whoa ... Hold up there bud! Before we start let's get this straight, okay? That whole "Little Petey Pump" gimmick is done! It was a joke and an insult to my career and let me asure you Tim, Tom ... whatever the hell your name is, Petey Williams is no joke! So call me 'Maple Leaf Muscle' or the 'Canadian Destroyer' but NEVER call me 'Little Petey Pump'! Got it? Good. Now give me the proper introduction that I rightfully deserve!"
[ Petey Williams shoves the microphone sternly into the gut of Grisham, before flexing his bicep and shoving it right into Todd's face and points at his large muscle as his lip curls upwards, smirking. After pulling his bicep away from the face of Todd Grisham, both Petey and Scott chuckle as the Canadian Destroyer runs his fingers through his brown hair. Todd bights his lip, slightly intimidated by the aggressive young star. But Todd is determined to finish, so he re-adjusts his suit before slowly raising the mic up to his lips so he can pose more questions. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Um .. alright. L-l-ladies and gentlemen, p-p-please welcome my guest this evening ... 'Maple Leaf Muscle' Petey Williams! So Petey, it's been no secret that you have literally vanished from the big time pro-wrestling scene ever since you were fired by TNA. Why have you made your return to wrestling here in ICW and why now?"
[ After posing the question, Todd holds the microphone towards Williams. Petey rubs his bearded chin as he thinks of an answer. A few moments later, Petey looks into the camera and flashes it an arrogant smile before leaning towards the microphone so he can speak his mind. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"The answer isn't really that complicated. To be quite frank, TNA wasn’t using me to my potential because the American hicks that ran that joint had no clue how run a company and how to utilize TRUE talent such as myself. So during my little leave of absence I was constantly searching for a wrestling company that didn’t discriminate against wrestlers for the sole reason that they were from a SUPERIOR country such as the Great White North! [* The negative reaction from the crowd can be heard all the way from the backstage area as Petey pauses for a moment and frowns as he returns to his frustrating past with TNA. But soon after he once again begins to speak passionately. *] Now I find myself here in ICW in hopes of erasing all of the embarrassment that I had to go through in TNA. Being held back and being forced to job to nobody's was one thing, but when they made me shave my head and become Scott Steiner's little personal bitch ... they crossed the line! You see, I am my own man and don't need has-been telling me what to do and here in ICW I'm not going to ride anyone's coattails. But the main reason I joined International Championship Wrestling is because when I looked to see who was successful here and who wasn't I saw many names in main-event scene who like me have been unjustly held back in the past. Personally that gives me a shimmer of hope that the management here isn't as idiotic and that they don't take the guys with the most steroids shoved up their ass and push them to the moon! They push the wrestlers with the most talent and without a shadow of a doubt I am the most talented and electrifying wrestler ever to step foot inside the ring. That leads to the second part of your question, why now ... I feel that now is my time take the step towards the Main-Event and prove that proud, 100% Canadian boys like Petey Williams are better than each and every one of those pathetic people who have the burden of being known as an American. And if Bischoff has even the slightest bit of wrestling IQ he'll sign me and when he does I guarantee that I'll bring home the ICW gold to my Canuck clan up in Canada! All of Canada will be celebrating my triumphs, we'll be partying just like we did when we kicked America's corrupt ass in the Gold Medal Game for hockey in the 2010 Olympics ... all the way from BC to PEI to NWT to W Dot they'll be chanting the name of Maple Leaf Muscle. You know what Tom, I can hear 'em already ... "Petey! Petey! Petey!" [* Petey closes his eyes as he imagines all of Canada chanting his name. When that day comes it will be the best day of his life. In the meantime the crowd boos the arrogant Canadian and chant "USA! USA! USA!" instead. Slowly, Petey opens his eyes and smirks, leaning back in towards the mic. *] So why now, huh? Well I have never been more determined, more focused, and more prepared to take not only ICW, but ALL of wrestling by storm and show everyone just where the very best are bread, and the answer to that question is without a doubt Canada! And when ICW gold is around my chiseled body there won't be any questions asked because everyone will know that the best come from Canada!"
[ Petey licks his lips and flashes both Todd and the camera an arrogant grin. He crosses his arms before grabbing the handles of his stretch band and pulls them further away from his chiseled abs, exercising his arms is the process. Todd pulls the mic back towards himself and pauses, giving the fans a chance to ponder what the self-proclaimed "Definition of Definition" was saying. He seems a little frustrated that Petey has kept on messing up his name. After a short wait, Grisham brings the mic back up to his lips to speak again. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Uhm, just one thing Petey ... It's Todd, not Tom or Tim .. just Todd. So if you cou-"
[ Petey's laugh cuts through Todd's sentence like a knife through warm butter as 'The Canadian Destroyer" laughs out loud and stretches his bands once more. After his laughing fit has finished, Petey glares at Todd with a "wtf" look on his face. Todd lets out a sigh as Petey grabs the mic from his hand and beginning to speak. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"You really think I give a damn what your name is? Isn't it obvious that out of the two of us standing here right now, only one of us matters? And let me give you a clue, it's not you pal. So can you cut the crap and hurry it up ... I've got better stuff to do than talk to you, Napoleon Dynamite."
[ Todd lets out a frustrated sigh. It appears as if he's just as anxious to get this interview over with as Petey is. But he tries to remain as professional as possible with Petey getting under his skin with every passing second. Petey sensing that, snickers menacingly and stretches out the bands once again. Grisham shakes his head, before continuing with the interview. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Alright Petey, just one more question. In your previous spiel about joining ICW and your past with TNA you mentioned some of your hopes here in ICW. What do you wish to achieve in ICW?"
[ Unlike last time, as Todd leans in the mic towards Petey it doesn't take Williams long to answer. Almost instantaneously after Todd poses the question Petey leans in with a sly little grin on his face and his arms crossed to give Grisham his enthusiastic answer. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• the canadian destroyer
"I want nothing less than to be the best here in ICW! I know I have it in me to climb the mountain all the way to the top and win the ICW Undisputed Title. Like I said, I know I'm capable but that is my just long-term goal. But I'm not stupid, I know the second that I'm signed I'm not just going to be thrown into an Undisputed Title match, even though with my superior Canadian abilities I deserve to. I mean, I'm just that damn good ... I'm Canadian! Too bad Bischoff doesn't see that. But anyways so when I first step into ICW I'll be gunning for a man that represents everything I despise in this world. Constantly he puts over the American way of life and claims to be some type of American savior, but everyone knows that the words "American" and "Savior" don't really go together, considering how they're all a bunch ignorant cowards. [* Once again, the boos from the proud American crowd can be heard as Petey bashes the US. But Petey continues to speak regardless of the reaction he receives. *] By now it should be obvious that I’m talking about ICW’s poor excuse for a Transatlantic Champion, Jack Swagger, a man who represents everything that is wrong with America. He is loud, brash, arrogant and ignorant. Just look at his stupid little nickname, "The All-American American". Honestly Jack, is there any need saying 'American' twice? It just goes to show how idiotic and arrogant not only Swagger is, but ALL of America. It just screams, "Hey look at me I'm American! Did I tell I'm American? Guess what, I'm American!" That just makes me sick to my stomach. How you can be so proud of being from such an good-for-nothing country? It's beyond me. And besides, it doesn't appear that Jack's ever been that smartest tool in the shed in the first place. I mean, every time he opens his mouth crap spews out likes it's Niagara Falls for God's sake! Not to mention that lisp of his makes me want to pull my ears out. "Jack THWAGGAAAA: I-STHEE-W Transthatlantic Thampion!" Sthufferin' sthuccotash! Give me a break! This guy represents ICW as a champion? Quite frankly that is a joke! So my goal here in ICW is to stick up for Canuck Clan up North and bring home the Transatlantic gold baby! But at the same time I'd be freeing ICW of an annoying, arrogant, dirty American and show who is really the top talent in ICW and that is ME! Wait, hold up a minute there! Not only will I prove that I am the best ... but I'll prove that Canada is the best nation in the ENTIRE WORLD! [* Petey looks at the camera and flashes it his typical proud Canadian grin as he points at the Maple Leaf of his baseball jersey. *] So Jackie-boy, when I get signed you better keep your head up because I'll be gunning for you! And when I get that match with you for the Transatlantic Title that I so rightfully deserve ... it won't matter how much you hit me, it won't matter if you think I'm down and out ... because it takes ONE, only one Canadian Destroyer for me to get the one, two, three! And when you're laying on the mat wondering what the hell hit you, you'll know why I am the DEFINITION .... [* Petey flexes his biceps and triceps and then brings his hands together, completing his bodyguard pose. He grimaces with intensity as he finishes his signature line. *] .... OF DEFINITION!"
[ As Williams turns he glares intensely at the camera at spits his gum out, which nearly lands on Todd. He then turns his back to Todd and the camera, grabs his Canadian Flag and leaves. Todd watches Petey leave, glad that this interview is finally over. He then turns his head back to the camera and smiles that same awkward smile as before as he slowly brings the microphone towards his mouth so he can speak. Before speaking he takes a deep breath and then puts an end to the interview. ]
TODD GRISHAM •• the icw interviewer
"Uh, that was "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams ladies and gentlemen. I am Todd Grisham, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the show!"
[ As the camera fades to black and pans away from the scene, all that can be seen is Todd Grisham, who still has that nerdy little smile on his face, holding the microphone near his chest. When the screen completely fades, the show moves on to the next match of the card for WarZone. ]
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SCENE 2 •• red, white & proud
[ As WarZone returns from a commercial break, the camera is focused in on ICW resident announcers, Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. After taking a look at the sheets that lay freely on the announce table, Tony looks up at the camera and grins while Bobby plays with the ball point pen that sits in his left hand. ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Welcome back to WarZone everyone. Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan with you and I'm glad to inform you all that I have just spoken with ICW General Manager Eric Bischoff who has just informed me that in a couple minutes we are going to witness two possible signees for ICW! The possibilities are endless! So Bobby, who do assume these new signees are?"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"How would I know? Like you said ... it could anybody! But the key thing is that there is two guys coming in, that could mean a new a Tag-Team for ICW!"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"That very well could be the case, Bobby. Mr. Bischoff did tell me that these two men have had a storied past together. So tonight we could be in for quite the show."
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Oh! I've got it Schiavone! I know who it is ... it's the ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION! They're coming to ICW, I'd put money on that one Schiavone! You watch..."
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"That sounds a little optimistic there Bobby, but who knows ... it could be anyone!"
[ All of a sudden the lights dim and the animosity at ringside grows. The curiosity of the fans can be felt as red and white lights begin to flash towards the stage ... the specials guests are about to come out! ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Well Bobby, it seems like we won't have to wait much longer to find out. The animosity is growing with every passing second!"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"I'M TELLIN' YOU ... IT'S THE ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION!"
[ Right as Bobby finished his sentence, sirens blare throughout ringside as the fans become ever more curious with every passing second. But in a blink of an eye all of their curiosity ends as the name "Petey Williams" pops up in red onto the giant titantron that sits above the stage. The feelings of the fans in attendance switches from curiosity to frustration as this so-called storied wrestler is about to come out. But the question remains, who is the other guest? As the siren stops and the main riff of "Money City Maniacs" by Sloan begins to play, a large man wearing a number 00 Canadian baseball jersey and glasses steps out onto the stage, waving the Canadian Flag proudly. It's Scott D'Amore! The Coach of Team Canada has returned to manage the Canadian Destroyer, PETEY WILLIAMS! Speaking of Petey, shortly after D'Amore steps out onto the stage Williams jogs out onto the ramp wearing his vintage number 16 Team Canada jersey with his arms spread wide, yelling various insults at the crowd. He turns his back towards the crowd so they can all see his "Williams #16" on the back of his jersey, before raising both of his arms high in the air and all of a sudden red and white pyro shoot up from the stage. Petey's lip curls upwards, smirking, as he sees the reaction that he's getting from the ICW crowd. As both men walk down the ramp, they high-five each other before Petey adjusts his jersey and Coach D'Amore yells at the camera man as he waves the flag. ]
MICHAEL BUFFER •• "it's time!"
"Ladies and gentlemen ... being accompanied to the ring by Coach D'Amore, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada ... "Maple Leaf Muuusssscllllleee" Peeeeeeteeeeeeey Willlllliams!"
[ When Petey reaches the end of the ramp he raises his left arm high over his head and mouths off to the crowd. He licks his lips before smiling arrogantly and running his hand through his hair which is tucked neatly in a pony tail. After a short jog, Petey rolls into the ring while D'Amore mocks the American fans that sit near the barricade before slowly climbing up the steel steps. When both men are in the ring, D'Amore swings the flag high and proud while Petey leans over the ropes and demands a mic. He is soon awarded one by Michael Buffer. After receiving the mic he stands in the ring, the microphone held closely to his chest and a wide grin on his face. Slowly, he brings the microphone up to his lips and soon begins talking. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• maple leaf muscle
"Well, well! Guess who's back? Not only is Maple Leafs Muscle back in action after taking a couple years off, but I've brought back the man who taught me everything I know. With him by my side I became the most talented wrestler in the X-Division and I became known as the Canadian Destroyer! But when I let Scott go, my career spiraled out of control. When he left I wasn't used to my full sparkling potential. Those assholes in TNA tried to take advantage of me by putting me in stupid little gimmicks that lowered me to levels so low, I was embarrassed to show my face. Well, after my little interview with 'what's his face' last week I wasn't going to let that happen here in ICW ... so I gave the Coach a call and told him that I NEEDED him back. And being the good Canadian man that he is Coach said that he'd be honored to return and manage me. Hear that? HONORED! Unlike many of you American idiots Scott actually sees the star potential in me. And I'll be DAMNED if I don't prove each and every one of you people wrong! [* Petey lets out an arrogant grin as the ICW give him extremely heavy heat. But the reaction only makes Petey laugh, knowing that they're all a bunch of American idiots. Proud of the wrestler he trained, D'Amore pats Petey on the back in encouragement. *] Like you people know anything! I mean honestly, just look at all of you. You're all a bunch of fat, hillbilly pieces of American trailer trash with an IQ of slightly over zero! So if you're all booing me, I take that as a good thing coming from all of you. Anyway, enough about all of you, because it's all about me! But guess what, I have something special in my jersey here just for all of you ... I'm sure you'll all love it! Scott, hand it to me! [* Many of the fans seem curious what Petey is going to. Surprisingly, D'Amore pulls out an American flag out of his jersey and hands it to be Petey. Williams seems to be disgusted with it as he holds it far away from his body with his index finger and thumb. The fans go crazy and begin a USA chant. *] Alright, there's no need to get excited here .. I mean this thing is anything but beautiful. Actually, it smells kind of funny ... but that's beside the point. You see, this flag represents a lot of things that is wrong with America ... all the corrupt politics, the greed, the racism, the discrimination, the war and all of the people who milk money out of innocent people. Home of the free? Land of the brave? I don't think so! This place is the complete opposite of free and every damn American is a pathetic coward! They call this place the land of opportunity? HA! Don't make me laugh! Ever since I set foot into this rotten country I have been discriminated, deprived and mistreated just because of my nationality, which just happens to be a thousand times more developed than yours! Oh it's true, don't you even TRY and deny it! Each and every one of these fifty stars and these seven red stripes represent how corrupt this country is! So enough with this disgraceful excuse for a flag! Scott, hand me a REAL flag! [* Before receiving the Canadian flag from Coach D'Amore, Petey makes sure to kick every American in the groin by emphatically blowing his nose on the flag. He then tosses it over his shoulder and has that menacing little grin on his face. Williams then takes the Canadian Flag and raises it high over his head with pride. *] Take a good look at this. This, this is a what real flag looks like! The Canadian flag represents everything that it right in this world ... freedom, free health care, beautiful scenery, multicultural and the nicest people in the world call Canada home. Not to mention, Canada is home to the two best fighters in the world ... that being Georges St-Pierre and myself of course. This Maple Leaf represents a united, loving country. [* At this point, Williams and D'Amore are receiving more heat than they have ever received before. But the USA chants are now louder and more powerful than ever. *] Can you all shut up! I mean, are you all really that stupid? For your information, Canada has a history of being better than the United States. Let's open up the history book, kids. During the War of 1812 when you arrogant Americans tried to invade Southern Ontario and Quebec, we fought you out with ease! How about when the best wrestler ever, other than myself of course, Bret Hart beat out practically every American challenger? And how could you forget just a couple months ago at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Canada when we crushed your dreams in Overtime in the Gold medal hockey game when Sidney Crosby netted the puck shortside on Ryan Miller! The truth is, whether you choose to accept it or not, is that Canada is the best country in the world! And I'm only going to solidify that when I beat every piece of American trash on this roster on my way to ICW domination. So on this one I'm going to have to quote one of your so-called "American Heroes": It's true, oh it's DAMN true!"
[ Petey drops the mic to his side and flashes the WarZone crowd an devious smirk. He spreads the Canadian flag wide for everyone in attendance to see, which garners boos and insults from the patriotic American crowd. Before Petey can continue, the Coach asks for his turn on the mic. Without any hesitation Petey hands it to his mentor. As D'Amore is about to speak, the boos from the crowd gets louder. It seems as if they haven't forgotten Scott's big mouth from TNA. The Coach's nose wrinkles as he frowns and crosses his big arms in frustration of the ignorance of the American crowd. When the crowd calms down, D'Amore finally brings the mic up to his lips, swallows hard and then begins speaking. ]
SCOTT D'AMORE •• the coach
"Isn't this quite the warm reception! You know, I'm not surprised to hear this from you idiotic assholes! You think people would respect wrestlers of such a caliber of myself and this fine young man standing right next to me. But it looks like you Americans can't see talent. My fellow Canadians know and RESPECT that I'm the greatest coach in history, the greatest coach in professional wrestling history. Forget the Jimmy Hart's, forget the Bobby Heenan's, forget the Mr. Fuji's, forget the Lou Albano's and forget the Paul Bearer's because I am the best out of all of them. In thirty years no one will remember those guys, everyone will remember me, Coach D'Amore, leading Petey Williams to the top of ICW! You see, his entire career Petey has been limited to the X-Division but I am going to help him spread his wings and fly all the way to the Main-Event! Petey has the talent and I'm the mastermind behind this operation. But I suppose some of you Americans will say nothing happened last time I coached Petey. Well last time was different! You see, last time I was stuck with bad apples like A-1, Eric Young and Bobby Roode. They were nowhere near Petey's league so i had to compensate and coach them all equally. Now that they're all done and finished with, I can focus all of my wrestling knowledge and abilities on Petey here and make him into what he's always aspired to be ... World Champion! And we are almost there. Is there anyone on the WarZone roster that is as dynamic as Petey Williams? Hell no! There is no finisher in professional wrestling that is more death defying than the sickening flip piledriver known as the Canadian Destroyer. No one, no matter how big or how small, can kick out from such a move. And guess who taught him that move .... [* A large smile lights up the face of Coach D'Amore as he takes his two index fingers and points towards himself. *] That's right folks, I did! Isn't that a great coach or what? Ahhh, what do you know anyway. And if there is a single man on the ICW roster who believes they can beat Petey, pfft, well either they've taken one too many bumps or they're just plain retarded! Petey Williams is a physical specimen ... he is Maple Leaf Muscle! The Definition of Definition! No one has the chiseled body of this man ... hell no one can even compare! I'll even give you the reasons why Petey is unstoppable: A) he is the most athletic and hard working man in wrestling. B ) he is more determined than anyone else. C) he has the right attitude and finally but most importantly D) he is CANADIAN! [* Scott D'Amore laughs deviously and Petey smirks as the crowd shows their disagreement by heckling the proud Canadians that stand in the ring. *] Haha, oh you all know that it's true! And when Bischoff gets his head together and signs both of us there will be no stopping Petey. The sky is the limit with this kid! And with the correct coaching Petey will achieve his goals, whether it be like last week where he said he wanted to take the Transatlantic title from that slice of American scum named Jack Swagger or shoot for the stars and go for the Undisputed Championship. Because I have been around the wrestling business for a long time I know talent when I see, so I know that Petey has it in him ... despite what you idiots think! I know one day, whether it be in a couple months or years, that we'll all see Petey Williams on headlining Pay-Per-Views, being on posters with the ICW Undisputed Title around his proud Canadian waist! Because there's never been an American to beat a great Canadian! [* Scott grins menacingly as he approaches the camera. To add to that, he has an intense look in his eyes. He brings the mic up ever so slowly to his mouth. *] YEEESSS! YEEESSS! YEEESSS!"
[ D'Amore's lip curls deviously upwards, smirking as he slowly backs away from the camera. He hands the microphone back over to Petey who cracks his neck and crosses his arms while he waits for the crowd to shut up. He taps his foot impatiently against the ring and rolls his eyes as the boos and insults continue to rain down onto him and the coach. After a while of waiting, the crowd finally calms down allowing Petey to speak once again. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• maple leaf muscle
" Thanks Coach. You know, every single word he said was one hundred percent true! I work harder than anyone else that calls ICW home. I train constantly, eat healthy and the payoff is obvious, I have the body of a champion bodybuilder! It's no wonder why they call me Maple Leaf Muscle, I mean, just look at me! [* Williams pulls off his Canadian jersey for all of the fans to see his chiseled six pack abs. He grins arrogantly as the crowd heckles him *] This, this is the body of champion! I am truly the Definition of Definition! It's impossible for an American to have a body like this ... because you're all too busy stuffing your fat faces with burgers and fries like you're on some type of mission. Boo me all you want, but it's no secret that the US is the fattest, most unhealthy country on this earth. It's also no secret that Canada is the BEST country on this planet. And when scanned the roster not too long ago I saw quite a few Canadians on the roster. Guys like Edge, Christian Cage and Chris Jericho. Many of you probably think that I would respect guys like that. Ha! Not a chance! You see, these guys constantly try to hide from their Canadian heritage. Both Edge and Christian used to be billed from Tampa, Florida and despite living in a fine city like Winnipeg for most of his life, Chris Jericho used to be billed from Manhasset, New York. They knew you people were discriminative assholes so in order to be cheered and loved by you, they wanted to be billed from the US. Well unlike them, I don’t give a damn what any of you think of me because I know that the US plays home to some of the most idiotic people on earth. Scott and I are not ASHAMED of being Canadian like they are, in fact we carry the honor of being a Canadian with pride. So I respect guys like Edge, Christian and Jericho just as much as I respect all of you in attendance here tonight, which is with NO respect at all! So here in ICW those three are definitely on my radar and I’ll make sure to beat some one hundred percent Canadian pride into those losers so they can appreciate how very gifted the Great White North is compared to this dump known as the United States of America. You think they’d notice how crappy this pathetic excuse for a country is ... honestly, they must blinded by all of you idiots. You make them dance like your own little puppet just so you’ll cheer for them. But you won’t have to worry, because I will NEVER do anything for an American. This country is filled with fat, lazy men and skanky ugly whores for women. But is you travel up North to Canada you’ll find strong, hard working men and beautiful, smart women. It’s the polar OPPOSITE of the States. [* Petey glances over at Coach D’Amore, who is nodding with his vintage large grin that screams “asshole” to the American crowd. After seeing the reaction of the coach, Williams smirks and rubs his bearded chin. As the crowd boos him, he slowly brings the mic back so he can talk again. *] [*And you think you hate me now ... just wait until my superior Canadian ways take me straight to the top of International Championship Wrestling! When I hold the gold I’ll be the poster boy of this damn company whether you people like it or not! So you might want to try and get used to this perfect face and this flawless Canadian attitude because over the upcoming months as I get signed you’re going to be seeing a lot of it! I know my Canuck Clan up in Canada won’t be able to get enough of me. When I prove all of you wrong and DOMINATE every single aspect of this damn company all thirty-four million proud Canadians ... from BC to PEI to NWT to W dot ... will be on their feet chanting my name. Canada’s favorite son, Petey Williams, on top of the wrestling world. Sounds great, doesn’t it? [* The crowd shows their disagreement by booing the self-proclaimed ‘Definition of Definition’. Petey’s nose wrinkles upwards as he frowns, not content with the American crowd, and neither is Coach D’Amore. *] Deep down you know it does, because deep down I know you’re all jealous of me. Everyone here wishes that they could be Canadian. But Canada doesn’t need to be littered with America’s trash, so the last thing we want is any American hicks in Canada. But I can guarantee you this, I have a Canadian Destroyer waiting and ready to go for every member of the ICW roster. So buckle America, because when ‘Maple Leaf Muscle’ gets signed, I’m going to show each and every one of you why I am THE DEFINITION ..... [*Petey takes in a large, deep breath and flexes both his triceps and biceps, before placing his hands together, performing his bodybuilder taunt. *] ..... OF DEFINITION! "
[ As Petey finishes his taunt and his infamous signature line, “Money City Maniacs” by Sloan begins to play for a final time. Recklessly, Petey tosses the microphone over his shoulder and it smacks the mat with a thud. Williams takes a couple steps over to his “coach”, Scott D’Amore and flashes him a grin. He sticks out his hand and D’Amore high fives it, before both men turn to the crowd and stick their hands up high in the air. The reaction from the crowd is without a doubt negative, as the patriotic American fans are fed-up with the two Canadians that stand in the ring. Scott then picks up the Canadian flag which was leaning up against the corner turnbuckle and begins waving it with pride once again. To the pleasure of the crowd, soon after that both men exit the ring and the camera shifts over to ICW’s play-by-play and color commentators, Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan. ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Eric Bischoff's specials guests tonight were none other than Petey Williams and Coach D'Amore!"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Who know what Schiavone, I kinda like this Petey kid. Despite the fact that he's a slimmy Canadian bastard ... he's alright. But who does that fat-ass manager think he is? Isn't it obvious that I'm the best manager ever? Right Tony!"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"There is no doubt that you are indeed one of the best of your era Bobby, but we'll just have to wait and see if Petey and Scott D'Amore are signed to they can prove what they said is correct."
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Like I said, the kid seems alright. Personally I hope to see him in ICW ... but that manager of his can kiss my as-"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Whoa there Bobby, there's no need of that! Anyways folks, we'll inform on the details of Petey Williams next week on WarZone so make sure to tune in!"
[ As WarZone returns from a commercial break, the camera is focused in on ICW resident announcers, Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. After taking a look at the sheets that lay freely on the announce table, Tony looks up at the camera and grins while Bobby plays with the ball point pen that sits in his left hand. ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Welcome back to WarZone everyone. Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan with you and I'm glad to inform you all that I have just spoken with ICW General Manager Eric Bischoff who has just informed me that in a couple minutes we are going to witness two possible signees for ICW! The possibilities are endless! So Bobby, who do assume these new signees are?"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"How would I know? Like you said ... it could anybody! But the key thing is that there is two guys coming in, that could mean a new a Tag-Team for ICW!"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"That very well could be the case, Bobby. Mr. Bischoff did tell me that these two men have had a storied past together. So tonight we could be in for quite the show."
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Oh! I've got it Schiavone! I know who it is ... it's the ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION! They're coming to ICW, I'd put money on that one Schiavone! You watch..."
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"That sounds a little optimistic there Bobby, but who knows ... it could be anyone!"
[ All of a sudden the lights dim and the animosity at ringside grows. The curiosity of the fans can be felt as red and white lights begin to flash towards the stage ... the specials guests are about to come out! ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Well Bobby, it seems like we won't have to wait much longer to find out. The animosity is growing with every passing second!"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"I'M TELLIN' YOU ... IT'S THE ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION!"
[ Right as Bobby finished his sentence, sirens blare throughout ringside as the fans become ever more curious with every passing second. But in a blink of an eye all of their curiosity ends as the name "Petey Williams" pops up in red onto the giant titantron that sits above the stage. The feelings of the fans in attendance switches from curiosity to frustration as this so-called storied wrestler is about to come out. But the question remains, who is the other guest? As the siren stops and the main riff of "Money City Maniacs" by Sloan begins to play, a large man wearing a number 00 Canadian baseball jersey and glasses steps out onto the stage, waving the Canadian Flag proudly. It's Scott D'Amore! The Coach of Team Canada has returned to manage the Canadian Destroyer, PETEY WILLIAMS! Speaking of Petey, shortly after D'Amore steps out onto the stage Williams jogs out onto the ramp wearing his vintage number 16 Team Canada jersey with his arms spread wide, yelling various insults at the crowd. He turns his back towards the crowd so they can all see his "Williams #16" on the back of his jersey, before raising both of his arms high in the air and all of a sudden red and white pyro shoot up from the stage. Petey's lip curls upwards, smirking, as he sees the reaction that he's getting from the ICW crowd. As both men walk down the ramp, they high-five each other before Petey adjusts his jersey and Coach D'Amore yells at the camera man as he waves the flag. ]
MICHAEL BUFFER •• "it's time!"
"Ladies and gentlemen ... being accompanied to the ring by Coach D'Amore, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada ... "Maple Leaf Muuusssscllllleee" Peeeeeeteeeeeeey Willlllliams!"
[ When Petey reaches the end of the ramp he raises his left arm high over his head and mouths off to the crowd. He licks his lips before smiling arrogantly and running his hand through his hair which is tucked neatly in a pony tail. After a short jog, Petey rolls into the ring while D'Amore mocks the American fans that sit near the barricade before slowly climbing up the steel steps. When both men are in the ring, D'Amore swings the flag high and proud while Petey leans over the ropes and demands a mic. He is soon awarded one by Michael Buffer. After receiving the mic he stands in the ring, the microphone held closely to his chest and a wide grin on his face. Slowly, he brings the microphone up to his lips and soon begins talking. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• maple leaf muscle
"Well, well! Guess who's back? Not only is Maple Leafs Muscle back in action after taking a couple years off, but I've brought back the man who taught me everything I know. With him by my side I became the most talented wrestler in the X-Division and I became known as the Canadian Destroyer! But when I let Scott go, my career spiraled out of control. When he left I wasn't used to my full sparkling potential. Those assholes in TNA tried to take advantage of me by putting me in stupid little gimmicks that lowered me to levels so low, I was embarrassed to show my face. Well, after my little interview with 'what's his face' last week I wasn't going to let that happen here in ICW ... so I gave the Coach a call and told him that I NEEDED him back. And being the good Canadian man that he is Coach said that he'd be honored to return and manage me. Hear that? HONORED! Unlike many of you American idiots Scott actually sees the star potential in me. And I'll be DAMNED if I don't prove each and every one of you people wrong! [* Petey lets out an arrogant grin as the ICW give him extremely heavy heat. But the reaction only makes Petey laugh, knowing that they're all a bunch of American idiots. Proud of the wrestler he trained, D'Amore pats Petey on the back in encouragement. *] Like you people know anything! I mean honestly, just look at all of you. You're all a bunch of fat, hillbilly pieces of American trailer trash with an IQ of slightly over zero! So if you're all booing me, I take that as a good thing coming from all of you. Anyway, enough about all of you, because it's all about me! But guess what, I have something special in my jersey here just for all of you ... I'm sure you'll all love it! Scott, hand it to me! [* Many of the fans seem curious what Petey is going to. Surprisingly, D'Amore pulls out an American flag out of his jersey and hands it to be Petey. Williams seems to be disgusted with it as he holds it far away from his body with his index finger and thumb. The fans go crazy and begin a USA chant. *] Alright, there's no need to get excited here .. I mean this thing is anything but beautiful. Actually, it smells kind of funny ... but that's beside the point. You see, this flag represents a lot of things that is wrong with America ... all the corrupt politics, the greed, the racism, the discrimination, the war and all of the people who milk money out of innocent people. Home of the free? Land of the brave? I don't think so! This place is the complete opposite of free and every damn American is a pathetic coward! They call this place the land of opportunity? HA! Don't make me laugh! Ever since I set foot into this rotten country I have been discriminated, deprived and mistreated just because of my nationality, which just happens to be a thousand times more developed than yours! Oh it's true, don't you even TRY and deny it! Each and every one of these fifty stars and these seven red stripes represent how corrupt this country is! So enough with this disgraceful excuse for a flag! Scott, hand me a REAL flag! [* Before receiving the Canadian flag from Coach D'Amore, Petey makes sure to kick every American in the groin by emphatically blowing his nose on the flag. He then tosses it over his shoulder and has that menacing little grin on his face. Williams then takes the Canadian Flag and raises it high over his head with pride. *] Take a good look at this. This, this is a what real flag looks like! The Canadian flag represents everything that it right in this world ... freedom, free health care, beautiful scenery, multicultural and the nicest people in the world call Canada home. Not to mention, Canada is home to the two best fighters in the world ... that being Georges St-Pierre and myself of course. This Maple Leaf represents a united, loving country. [* At this point, Williams and D'Amore are receiving more heat than they have ever received before. But the USA chants are now louder and more powerful than ever. *] Can you all shut up! I mean, are you all really that stupid? For your information, Canada has a history of being better than the United States. Let's open up the history book, kids. During the War of 1812 when you arrogant Americans tried to invade Southern Ontario and Quebec, we fought you out with ease! How about when the best wrestler ever, other than myself of course, Bret Hart beat out practically every American challenger? And how could you forget just a couple months ago at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Canada when we crushed your dreams in Overtime in the Gold medal hockey game when Sidney Crosby netted the puck shortside on Ryan Miller! The truth is, whether you choose to accept it or not, is that Canada is the best country in the world! And I'm only going to solidify that when I beat every piece of American trash on this roster on my way to ICW domination. So on this one I'm going to have to quote one of your so-called "American Heroes": It's true, oh it's DAMN true!"
[ Petey drops the mic to his side and flashes the WarZone crowd an devious smirk. He spreads the Canadian flag wide for everyone in attendance to see, which garners boos and insults from the patriotic American crowd. Before Petey can continue, the Coach asks for his turn on the mic. Without any hesitation Petey hands it to his mentor. As D'Amore is about to speak, the boos from the crowd gets louder. It seems as if they haven't forgotten Scott's big mouth from TNA. The Coach's nose wrinkles as he frowns and crosses his big arms in frustration of the ignorance of the American crowd. When the crowd calms down, D'Amore finally brings the mic up to his lips, swallows hard and then begins speaking. ]
SCOTT D'AMORE •• the coach
"Isn't this quite the warm reception! You know, I'm not surprised to hear this from you idiotic assholes! You think people would respect wrestlers of such a caliber of myself and this fine young man standing right next to me. But it looks like you Americans can't see talent. My fellow Canadians know and RESPECT that I'm the greatest coach in history, the greatest coach in professional wrestling history. Forget the Jimmy Hart's, forget the Bobby Heenan's, forget the Mr. Fuji's, forget the Lou Albano's and forget the Paul Bearer's because I am the best out of all of them. In thirty years no one will remember those guys, everyone will remember me, Coach D'Amore, leading Petey Williams to the top of ICW! You see, his entire career Petey has been limited to the X-Division but I am going to help him spread his wings and fly all the way to the Main-Event! Petey has the talent and I'm the mastermind behind this operation. But I suppose some of you Americans will say nothing happened last time I coached Petey. Well last time was different! You see, last time I was stuck with bad apples like A-1, Eric Young and Bobby Roode. They were nowhere near Petey's league so i had to compensate and coach them all equally. Now that they're all done and finished with, I can focus all of my wrestling knowledge and abilities on Petey here and make him into what he's always aspired to be ... World Champion! And we are almost there. Is there anyone on the WarZone roster that is as dynamic as Petey Williams? Hell no! There is no finisher in professional wrestling that is more death defying than the sickening flip piledriver known as the Canadian Destroyer. No one, no matter how big or how small, can kick out from such a move. And guess who taught him that move .... [* A large smile lights up the face of Coach D'Amore as he takes his two index fingers and points towards himself. *] That's right folks, I did! Isn't that a great coach or what? Ahhh, what do you know anyway. And if there is a single man on the ICW roster who believes they can beat Petey, pfft, well either they've taken one too many bumps or they're just plain retarded! Petey Williams is a physical specimen ... he is Maple Leaf Muscle! The Definition of Definition! No one has the chiseled body of this man ... hell no one can even compare! I'll even give you the reasons why Petey is unstoppable: A) he is the most athletic and hard working man in wrestling. B ) he is more determined than anyone else. C) he has the right attitude and finally but most importantly D) he is CANADIAN! [* Scott D'Amore laughs deviously and Petey smirks as the crowd shows their disagreement by heckling the proud Canadians that stand in the ring. *] Haha, oh you all know that it's true! And when Bischoff gets his head together and signs both of us there will be no stopping Petey. The sky is the limit with this kid! And with the correct coaching Petey will achieve his goals, whether it be like last week where he said he wanted to take the Transatlantic title from that slice of American scum named Jack Swagger or shoot for the stars and go for the Undisputed Championship. Because I have been around the wrestling business for a long time I know talent when I see, so I know that Petey has it in him ... despite what you idiots think! I know one day, whether it be in a couple months or years, that we'll all see Petey Williams on headlining Pay-Per-Views, being on posters with the ICW Undisputed Title around his proud Canadian waist! Because there's never been an American to beat a great Canadian! [* Scott grins menacingly as he approaches the camera. To add to that, he has an intense look in his eyes. He brings the mic up ever so slowly to his mouth. *] YEEESSS! YEEESSS! YEEESSS!"
[ D'Amore's lip curls deviously upwards, smirking as he slowly backs away from the camera. He hands the microphone back over to Petey who cracks his neck and crosses his arms while he waits for the crowd to shut up. He taps his foot impatiently against the ring and rolls his eyes as the boos and insults continue to rain down onto him and the coach. After a while of waiting, the crowd finally calms down allowing Petey to speak once again. ]
PETEY WILLIAMS •• maple leaf muscle
" Thanks Coach. You know, every single word he said was one hundred percent true! I work harder than anyone else that calls ICW home. I train constantly, eat healthy and the payoff is obvious, I have the body of a champion bodybuilder! It's no wonder why they call me Maple Leaf Muscle, I mean, just look at me! [* Williams pulls off his Canadian jersey for all of the fans to see his chiseled six pack abs. He grins arrogantly as the crowd heckles him *] This, this is the body of champion! I am truly the Definition of Definition! It's impossible for an American to have a body like this ... because you're all too busy stuffing your fat faces with burgers and fries like you're on some type of mission. Boo me all you want, but it's no secret that the US is the fattest, most unhealthy country on this earth. It's also no secret that Canada is the BEST country on this planet. And when scanned the roster not too long ago I saw quite a few Canadians on the roster. Guys like Edge, Christian Cage and Chris Jericho. Many of you probably think that I would respect guys like that. Ha! Not a chance! You see, these guys constantly try to hide from their Canadian heritage. Both Edge and Christian used to be billed from Tampa, Florida and despite living in a fine city like Winnipeg for most of his life, Chris Jericho used to be billed from Manhasset, New York. They knew you people were discriminative assholes so in order to be cheered and loved by you, they wanted to be billed from the US. Well unlike them, I don’t give a damn what any of you think of me because I know that the US plays home to some of the most idiotic people on earth. Scott and I are not ASHAMED of being Canadian like they are, in fact we carry the honor of being a Canadian with pride. So I respect guys like Edge, Christian and Jericho just as much as I respect all of you in attendance here tonight, which is with NO respect at all! So here in ICW those three are definitely on my radar and I’ll make sure to beat some one hundred percent Canadian pride into those losers so they can appreciate how very gifted the Great White North is compared to this dump known as the United States of America. You think they’d notice how crappy this pathetic excuse for a country is ... honestly, they must blinded by all of you idiots. You make them dance like your own little puppet just so you’ll cheer for them. But you won’t have to worry, because I will NEVER do anything for an American. This country is filled with fat, lazy men and skanky ugly whores for women. But is you travel up North to Canada you’ll find strong, hard working men and beautiful, smart women. It’s the polar OPPOSITE of the States. [* Petey glances over at Coach D’Amore, who is nodding with his vintage large grin that screams “asshole” to the American crowd. After seeing the reaction of the coach, Williams smirks and rubs his bearded chin. As the crowd boos him, he slowly brings the mic back so he can talk again. *] [*And you think you hate me now ... just wait until my superior Canadian ways take me straight to the top of International Championship Wrestling! When I hold the gold I’ll be the poster boy of this damn company whether you people like it or not! So you might want to try and get used to this perfect face and this flawless Canadian attitude because over the upcoming months as I get signed you’re going to be seeing a lot of it! I know my Canuck Clan up in Canada won’t be able to get enough of me. When I prove all of you wrong and DOMINATE every single aspect of this damn company all thirty-four million proud Canadians ... from BC to PEI to NWT to W dot ... will be on their feet chanting my name. Canada’s favorite son, Petey Williams, on top of the wrestling world. Sounds great, doesn’t it? [* The crowd shows their disagreement by booing the self-proclaimed ‘Definition of Definition’. Petey’s nose wrinkles upwards as he frowns, not content with the American crowd, and neither is Coach D’Amore. *] Deep down you know it does, because deep down I know you’re all jealous of me. Everyone here wishes that they could be Canadian. But Canada doesn’t need to be littered with America’s trash, so the last thing we want is any American hicks in Canada. But I can guarantee you this, I have a Canadian Destroyer waiting and ready to go for every member of the ICW roster. So buckle America, because when ‘Maple Leaf Muscle’ gets signed, I’m going to show each and every one of you why I am THE DEFINITION ..... [*Petey takes in a large, deep breath and flexes both his triceps and biceps, before placing his hands together, performing his bodybuilder taunt. *] ..... OF DEFINITION! "
[ As Petey finishes his taunt and his infamous signature line, “Money City Maniacs” by Sloan begins to play for a final time. Recklessly, Petey tosses the microphone over his shoulder and it smacks the mat with a thud. Williams takes a couple steps over to his “coach”, Scott D’Amore and flashes him a grin. He sticks out his hand and D’Amore high fives it, before both men turn to the crowd and stick their hands up high in the air. The reaction from the crowd is without a doubt negative, as the patriotic American fans are fed-up with the two Canadians that stand in the ring. Scott then picks up the Canadian flag which was leaning up against the corner turnbuckle and begins waving it with pride once again. To the pleasure of the crowd, soon after that both men exit the ring and the camera shifts over to ICW’s play-by-play and color commentators, Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan. ]
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Eric Bischoff's specials guests tonight were none other than Petey Williams and Coach D'Amore!"
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Who know what Schiavone, I kinda like this Petey kid. Despite the fact that he's a slimmy Canadian bastard ... he's alright. But who does that fat-ass manager think he is? Isn't it obvious that I'm the best manager ever? Right Tony!"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"There is no doubt that you are indeed one of the best of your era Bobby, but we'll just have to wait and see if Petey and Scott D'Amore are signed to they can prove what they said is correct."
BOBBY HEENAN •• the brain
"Like I said, the kid seems alright. Personally I hope to see him in ICW ... but that manager of his can kiss my as-"
TONY SCHIAVONE •• the voice of warzone
"Whoa there Bobby, there's no need of that! Anyways folks, we'll inform on the details of Petey Williams next week on WarZone so make sure to tune in!"
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Hello there! As you know I didn't get accepted as Triple H, but in the long run I think it'll help me since I feel more confortable and that I can go further as Petey Williams. I have RP'ed a Petey before, in fact he was the first wrestler I have EVER RP'ed as 
The RP is about 6k and I wrote bits and pieces of it throughout the week. I worked hard on this, so any comments or critiques are appreciated ... thanks for reading!
The RP is about 6k and I wrote bits and pieces of it throughout the week. I worked hard on this, so any comments or critiques are appreciated ... thanks for reading!
This post has been edited by Knuk.: 04 August 2010 - 09:13 PM
